The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
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Index of chapters
Index of chapters - Start reading here

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31

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The author

Gianluca NeriGianluca Neri
was born in 1971 in Milan, Italy and lives there. He started working at the age of 21 in the celebrated italian satirical newspaper "Cuore"; then he founded one of the most well-known communities on the net, "Clarence", inspired by Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". He wrote for italian tv, and he's addicted to many american series. He's a Douglas Adams fanatic.
You can reach him writing to
neri [at] macchianera [dot] net

(English translation by Paola Corazza)



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The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets

 
Eddie

Eddie Brilliant! Just one question, will there be a chapter 42?

Eilen 16:16 · Ilmianna
Charlie

Charlie love it! where's next chapter? ......

31. joulukuuta 2009 kello 12:07 · Ilmianna
Scaly Tailz

Scaly Tailz Is it done at Chapter 31, or are there more chapters to come?

31. joulukuuta 2009 kello 6:59 · Ilmianna
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
More chapters to come. 42nd will be the latest.
31. joulukuuta 2009 kello 22:22
Sam Thorne

Sam Thorne I'm sorry, but I, who have the patience to detect a riddle in the early pages of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and wait until the last page of Mostly Harmless for the punchline, lost interest in the middle of Chapter 3 of this story.

It seems the phone got left off the hook. Either that, or this story has no hook.

30. joulukuuta 2009 kello 17:55 · Ilmianna
Alice

Alice This is so funny.... I work for a phone directory company... one that is actually called "Phone Directories Company". pdcpages.com

27. joulukuuta 2009 kello 11:26 · Ilmianna
Denise B Hunsaker

Denise B Hunsaker Okay-I don't know this author, so I will get started reading.

25. joulukuuta 2009 kello 21:30 · Ilmianna
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27. joulukuuta 2009 kello 1:51
David

David Think I'll sit back with a pan galactic gargle blaster and read

21. joulukuuta 2009 kello 22:30 · Ilmianna
Colin

Colin Just read the first few paragraphs,and if i wasn't so tired i would get well into it. Its on tomorrows agenda now!

20. joulukuuta 2009 kello 17:34 · Ilmianna
Jason Bryant

Jason Bryant Awsome! I am glad there is at least one other person that is as mad about the trilogy as me! Long live all thing Douglas Adams - 6 x 9?

17. joulukuuta 2009 kello 7:59 · Ilmianna
Edvard Grande

Edvard Grande something

12. joulukuuta 2009 kello 15:18 · Ilmianna
Michael Radar Macdonell

Michael Radar Macdonell utterly good. especially the translation effect. i took my capital letters outside specially.

12. joulukuuta 2009 kello 5:11 · Ilmianna
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets

The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets To Heaven Bosworth: I'm really sorry for what happened, hearing you didn't received the promised t-shirt. I've sent it two times by now. I will write you in private, and if you want I can scan the receipts for the two past envelopes. I guess postal Italian postal service isn't so good. This time I'll also send you a tr...acking n#, so you'll trace the t-shirt. I'm sorry for what's happened. Really, really sorry.

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12. joulukuuta 2009 kello 5:04
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
Again, Heaven and Paul, you have the receipt of the order in your mail, 2 t-shirts instead of 1. Would you please stop spamming the entire page to complain about a prize who were shipped *three* times by now? Please check your mail and you will find the direct link to the order.
14. joulukuuta 2009 kello 5:42
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighbouring planets
Oh, and, yeah, there is the manuscript too. In a different envelope sent directly by me.
14. joulukuuta 2009 kello 9:20
Sean

Sean I think I gotta go grab my towel and have a good read!

8. joulukuuta 2009 kello 18:49 · Ilmianna
Armelle Rabouin

Armelle Rabouin What a good idea !!!

5. joulukuuta 2009 kello 5:49 · Ilmianna
Mark Warren

Mark Warren A great idea.

4. joulukuuta 2009 kello 12:28 · Ilmianna