~ I cun't stup eateeng thuse-a demn Svedeesh Feesh!!

~ Jaaa!! FlaggPunsch ees on me! Surströmming und meety bolls forr eveeryvan!

~ Svedeesh Cheff poots sperm in yuoor bolls! Thet is my secret tu greet food

~ Dun't vurry iff yuoo boorn zee tup, joost toorn it upseede-doon und blame-a zee Norvegian

~ Moove yuoor ooss, yuoo-a doonkey

~ I loove tryeeng too-a soond like Gerden Ramseee, he ees-a soo furcefool!