
Jeremy Clarkson After a drive in the 350Z from Sheffield to London earlier in the year, I had such a bad headache that I considered chopping it off. In the end I ate so many paracetamol pills, I grew a second penis.

Jeremy Clarkson when I was 17, I used to sledge behind cars and not at 8mph either. Once, some friends and I did it on the M6 at 50mph. And none of us was even slightly killed. I have also ridden bicycles at enormous speed through Burton on Trent where many of the locals are drunk on the town's home brew. And to my certain knowledge, neither I nor anyone else died as a result.

Jeremy Clarkson For this series only, we’re moving to 9pm on November 15. We had no choice really: X Factor on at the same time with the Results Show, Cowell on storming form, the whole nation glued – we know when to bravely bugger off and wait until the storm passes.
















