
John McClane is avoiding all tall buildings and airports this christmas.

John McClane How 'bout some Christmas music?

John McClane My ch-ch-ch-chair with me in it? That's very exciting. Let me ask you a question, bonehead. Why are you trying to k-k-k-k-kill me?

John McClane call me... Roy.

John McClane Welcome to the party... ?

John McClane Does anyone have any Aspirin???

John McClane has just killed some more bad guys and saved the hostages again.

John McClane You must be just about out of bad guys by now.

John McClane It's Gary Cooper, asshole.

John McClane Happy trails, Hans!

John McClane Command center? It's a basement.

John McClane It's okay, I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years.

John McClane Command center? It's a basement!












