Late Night with Conan O'Brien

“President Obama and the first lady say that they will not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. Mrs. Obama said they used to, but she got tired of Barack promising big things, and not delivering.”

If nothing will put you in the holiday spirit this year then watch this. Conan O'Brien helps his viewers get in the spirit with a mini dose of joy, puppies!

From December 1, 2005 episode... Conan rents a van to help people and hilarity ensues...

“Another woman has been linked to Tiger Woods. This one is 48 years old – or as Tiger refers to her, ‘my Senior Tour’.”

“During an interview last night Oprah Winfrey asked President Obama what grade he would give himself for his first year in office, and he said a B+. Then Oprah shook her head and said, ‘I didn’t pay for a B+.’”

“Rush Limbaugh says black people are depressed because President Obama isn’t doing a very good job – proving once again that no one has their finger on the pulse of the African American community, like Rush Limbaugh.”

“The Florida highway patrol says it will give Tiger Woods a careless driving citation that will cost him $164. Tiger was shocked and said, ‘I didn’t know they made money that small.’”