RECIPES FOR ME BELOVED FANS
( Kermit helped me with me English and Writin Skills)
BANANA SPLIT
I made this trying to use an axe and a banana. Also known as the Bananana-na-na-nana-na Spleet. In the real version you will need slightly more ingredients but thats hardly a drawback.
BREAD
I was knocked out before I could get past the dough, but it seems my aim was to make bread. Make your own bread and make sure you don't use living dough!
CHOCOLATE CAKE
My cake was finished but could not be cut into pieces. The cake spoke some japanese-like language and refused to be cut. Therefore I smashed the cake to smithereens with my kuckesmasher! The cake appeared to be a chocolate cake and I added some strawberries.
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
I made this using a bowl of chocolate and a moose. Real mousse might seem easy to make but in fact it can be quite tricky. Not as hard as to find a real moose though.
COCONUT
One can only guess what the I tried to do with the coconut... throwing it into the air and shooting it....How else do you open a coconut in the safest and easiest way without the use of a boom-boom!
CHICKEN IN A BASKET
I used a basketballhoop and a live chicken for this one...chickens bounce like swedish meatballs.
CROONCHY STARS
Yes I made Cereals in the 80's. It was discontinued after a year. Perhaps you can create your croonchy stars yourself. *note I added cinnamon in de commercial
DONUTS
I made it the easy way.. shooting a hole in a couple of muffins. These real donuts are probably way more tasty. 37 recipes on how to create them yourself without the need for firearms!
FISH CHOWDER
I simply chowed down a fish after the fish ate all my kitchen utensils, but the real recipe is way more tasty. Create your own real Fishee Chowder.
FROG LEGS
I tried to use Kermits nephew for this one but Kermit stopped the broadcast just in time. These fried frog legs are supposed to be a real delicacy. (I doubt Kermit agrees)
HOT DOG
I was cooking his Hottie Doo-gies just when piggy came in looking for her dog FooFoo. I doubt anyone knows how to really make hotdogs yourself and i seriously doubt that there is actually a person that WANTS to know.
LOBSTER
I tried my luck at cooking a lobster but the lobster was sprung free by his desperado comrades from Mexico.
MEATBALLS
I made the balls a bit to bouncy. Everyone who has ever been to the IKEA knows about the swedish meatballs, so how do we make these things without ending up with tennisballs like me.
SALAD (ala boomboom)
Better known as Sheeleed a la BoomBoom or "On the origins of the Brussel Sprouts" There is not a real salad a la boomboom sad to say.. At least you don't need a gun for this salad.
SPICY SAUCE
I was eventually blown up after trying this sauce. Probably because I didn't do things according to a recipe.
SQUIRREL STEW
I never managed to get my hands on a squirrel and was effectively chased out of the forest by the animals. However squirrel stew actually exists and is supposed to be great. How about Squirrel nuggets? (Would be a fun addition for McDonald...a bucket of McSquirrels)
DR BUNSEN HONEYDEW
Cannibalism on the muppet show! In one episode Dr Bunsen Honeydew was in the chef's pan hiding from a dozen Beeker-clones. I was disappointed that I couldn't cook him.
PANCAKES
Introduction on how to succesfully flip pancakes. I oncemore had to resort to my "Blunder Bus a.k.a. BoomBoom" for this one. It rained pancakes for a day in the studios.
(näytä vähemmän)RECIPES FOR ME BELOVED FANS
( Kermit helped me with me English and Writin Skills)
BANANA SPLIT
I made this trying to use an axe and a banana. Also known as the Bananana-na-na-nana-na Spleet. In the real version you will need slightly more ingredients but thats hardly a drawback.
BREAD
I was knocked out before I could get past the dough, but it seems my aim was to make bread. Make your own bread and make sure you don't use living dough!
CHOCOLATE CAKE
My cake was finished but could not be...
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