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al snow Today I slipped on a patch of ice...wouldve landed on my ass but my testicles broke my fall
al snow Don't use a large word when a diminutive one will work
al snow The sales asisstant at the phone store makes precious look like a solid 6.5
al snow You could say Jeffery dahmers bologna did have a first name
al snow Was Charlie sheen a jet or shark ?
al snow I love cats they taste like chicken
al snow Went home for Xmas and my mom kept poking me with a wire hanger asked her what she was doing...she said something she should have done 46 yes ago
al snow Uncle Al says quitters never win and don't trust whitey
al snow Time is a great healer....but a terrible beautician
al snow I like my women like I like my coffee.....cols and bitter
al snow I love to watch hoarders and play I spy at the same time
al snow Why can't the police where I live use the pink fuzzy handcuffs like I am used to
al snow Freaking the wal mart cashiers out just bought some lollipops , KY and a roll of duct tape .... 2010 is off to a good start
al snow I dream of a better world....a world that doesn't queston the motivations of a chicken when it cross's the road
al snow This time of year means really long nights for Alaskan hookers
al snow Is it wrong to pick up drunk chicks at AA meetings ?
al snow Going to wal-mart to buy a pregnancy test and wire hangers !
al snow Have you ever felt like you have a sane person inside you struggling to get out ?
al snow DO NOT fart in a poncho !
al snow I am more nervous than a ceiling fan store owner with a combover
al snow If you think you're a person of influence....try ordering someone elses dog around
al snow When at the unemployment office....loudly say ...I didn't get to where I am today by listening to people like you
al snow A liberal is nothing more than a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet
al snow Burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
al snow Fold your dollar bills into paper airplanes ....makes the strippers really work for it....kinda like air miles
al snow Uncle Al says before going to the strip club go get 2 dollar bills they look like 20s on the club
al snow And that's how I found out my step-dad did NOT believe in towels.....Holiday Magic !
al snow Santas favorite pick up line....that's not a candy cane in my pocket and yes I am glad to see you
al snow Must be the season....bedazzled sweater puppets everywhere Ho Ho Ho
al snow The next 24 hours are the best of the year ! That's right it has begun! The airing of a Christmas story !
