WIN TICKETS!!! To celebrate ten years of the Rossmeister on stage, we’ve got a pair of tickets to give away to our first performance of #PostcardsfromtheLedge at The Gaiety Theatre this Wednesday at 7.30pm. TO ENTER: Please tag who you’d like to bring along. Winner announced: Tuesday 8pm.
Today's column in audio... https://soundcloud.com/…/believe-me-honor-goes-shell-thank-…
My daughter is doing a Closet Purge for her vlog. It involves petrol. Today's column... https://www.irishtimes.com/…/if-i-get-a-slap-across-the-fac…
Opens this Wednesday! 'Postcards from the Ledge' at The Gaiety Theatre. Make sure to book! 19 performances only! http://www.ticketmaster.ie/Ross-OCarrollKelly-Pos…/…/5234422
Anyone in the Vico Road area find a trampoline in your gorden that wasn't there this morning?
Okay, so I have been reliably informed that it's not Jamie Heaslip's birthday today. But it was Jared Payne's last Friday. So, again, don't venture out. Apologies to Jamie Heaslip for the thousands of early birthday wishes he's receiving today.
I'm taking the day off work today. Not because of some stupid hurricane. It's because Jamie Heaslip's birthday fell on a Sunday. Which, in my book, makes today a Rugby Bank Holiday.
Don't forget, if you live in Kildare and you're up early tomorrow, I'll be reading from Operation Trumpsformation in the Riverbank Arts Centre, Newbridge, Kildare, at 11am. And it's FREE!
Today's column in audio... https://soundcloud.com/…/youre-a-bloody-good-estate-agent-i…
“I was just telling Kicker about your nickname for young Varadkar!" Today's column... https://www.irishtimes.com/…/you-re-a-bloody-good-estate-ag…
Who the fock are they calling a fictional character? https://www.balls.ie/i…/fictional-irish-sportspeople-112914…
People who press the pedestrian light button when they've already seen you do it can FRO. "What you have got, magic focking fingers?"
I will be reading extracts from 'Operation Trumpsformation' this Sunday, 15 October, at 11am, in the Riverbank Arts Centre, Newbridge, Kildare. And it's FREE! http://kildare.ie/…/ReadersFest…/Schedule/Sunday15thOctober/
I'm about to go on The Strawberry Alarm Clock on FM104 to talk about 'Postcards from the Ledge'. Unless Denis O'Brien buys the station in the next few minutes.
I will be in Kinsale tonight to discuss my old man's plan to build a wall around Cork. I'll be reading from and discussing 'Operation Trumpsformation' at the Words by Water Festival at 9pm in the Trident Hotel. Come along! https://www.wordsbywater.ie/events-1
